Monday, May 02, 2005

how to kill yourself in 90 minutes

this is so fucking hilarious, i couldn't have made it up: a recipe for FRENCH FRIED SKUNK! what the hell is going on in those backwoods?! here is the recipe, followed by the nutrition facts (more like "this is what killed you" facts):

2 skunks, skinned and cleaned
1 tablespoon saltwater, to cover
2 cups bear fat or lard (holy shit, what?????)
2 egg yolks, beaten
3 cups milk or cream
1 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons baking powder
  1. Clean and wash the skunks, making sure that the scent glands are removed.
  2. Cut up into small serving pieces.
  3. Put a soup kettle on the stove and add the meat.
  4. Cover with cold water and bring to a boil over high heat.
  5. Lower the heat and boil until the meat is tender, about 40 minutes.
  6. Remove all the scum that rises to the surface.
  7. Make a batter by mixing together the egg yolks, milk, flour, salt and baking powder.
  8. Mix real good until the batter is about like cake batter.
  9. Heat the bear fat or lard in a deep fryer to about 360 degrees.
  10. Dip the pieces of skunk in the batter and then fry them in the deep fryer until golden brown.
  11. Drain well and serve.
Nutrition Facts
Calculated for 1 serving
Recipe makes 3-4 servings
Calories 1547
Calories from Fat 1344 (81%)
Amount Per Serving%RDA
Total Fat 149.4g229%

Saturated Fat 74.7g373%

Polyunsat. Fat 6.5g

Monounsat. Fat 61.0g
Cholesterol 313mg104%
Sodium 3564mg148%
Potassium 445mg12%
Total Carbohydrate 61.4g20%

Dietary Fiber 1.7g6%
Protein 16.2g32%
Vitamin A 535mcg10%
Vitamin B6 0.2mg8%
Vitamin B12 1.2mcg20%
Vitamin C 3mg6%
Vitamin E 4mcg14%
Calcium 992mg99%
Magnesium 50mg12%
Iron 4mg24%

does that make you throw up a little? :X

we are a nation of fat bastards.

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