1) people trying to purchase TurboTax software find themselves listening to a greeting from a phone sex line. i'm sure men who discovered this told all their buddies. since it's early in the year, they have plenty of time to get their taxes done. right after they're done talking on the phone...
2) germany has allowed brothels to search unemployment databases for potential employees. if you turn down a job offer because you don't think there's much of a future in prostitution, you could lose your unemployment benefits. well, ain't that a bitch. and the europeans think they're soooo smart.
so, children, practice safe sex (see 1) and stay away from brothels (see 2).
that is all.